Goal: Summer 2026
Here’s how this is going to work — assuming you help. Nothing here has happened yet. That’s the point.
The contract goes live on mainnet. First point costs the floor price. Anyone with a wallet can mint.
A handful of strangers see the post on X. First mints come in. Their squiggle points are the rarest by virtue of being first.
Momentum builds. Each new mint pushes the price up slightly along the bonding curve. People share their points.
The progress bar crosses 1.4 ETH. The patron marquee fills with handles. The squiggle is closer than it was yesterday.
2.8 ETH locked in the contract. Enough to acquire a Chromie Squiggle at floor. The contract flips to RESOLVED.
The creator withdraws funds to a public wallet and purchases a Squiggle on OpenSea. The transaction is public, on-chain, and screenshottable. The proof goes up here.
The contract has no admin keys, no pause function, no upgrade path. The deadline, destination wallet, and refund logic are set at deploy and can never change.
If the goal isn’t hit and the creator doesn’t withdraw in time, every patron can pull their full ETH back. The art stays in your wallet forever.
Source code published. Contract verified on Etherscan. The squiggle purchase will be a public, traceable transaction from a wallet linked here.
The Community wall is empty right now. When the mint goes live, this is where every patron’s handle will show up. The first names here will be the founding patrons.
BACK TO MINTOne squiggle. A few strangers.
No marketing. Just a contract and a link.